Five Books I’m Reading At The Moment

Richard – A Novel

by Ben Myers

This is an interesting choice for me because I was never into The Manic Street Preachers and I didn’t even know the story about Richard Edwards, the group member who went missing the day he was meant to start an American tour with his band. He was a sensitive, deep thinking young man who had developed anorexia in his teenage years, plus he had a drinking problem and was self harming. He disappeared on 1st February 1995 and was declared dead 23rd November 2008, even though a body was never found.

This is a fictionalised account of his life and disappearance, which again, I wouldn’t sign up for normally. I had bought it thinking it was a factual account. (I should wear my reading glasses before buying a book in a dark bookstore next time)!

However, my disappointment faded as I read the book. The author states that he has attempted to keep things as factual as possible, while writing the novel. He’d obviously done some research, but it stands up on its own, as an interesting fictional autobiography of a distressed and alienated young man, who has fallen foul of the trappings of fame. You can’t help but get completely absorbed in his life, however depressing that can sometimes be and there is also that question mark at the end. Did he die, commit suicide, disappear to start a new life or what? Perhaps we’ll never know, but I’m enjoying the novel regardless.

Memoirs of a Mangy Lover

by Groucho Marx

Another strange choice I suppose. I thought, why not, I’ve always liked the Marx Brothers and Groucho was particularly witty. This is not politically correct. At the same time time, he’s a lot more gentler than say, Jim Davidson, but who wouldn’t be, in comparison? This is my light breakfast read, although that’s not to say you don’t have to sometimes think twice after his jokes, to fully get the punchline. It’s surprising how innocent he sometimes sounds when he relates his stories about women, dating, Hollywood, family, friends, colleagues, money, embarressing situations, dinner parties and a whole host of other subjects. And it’s actually surprising how some of his ‘sketches’ are akin to Billy Connolly’s observational and anecdotal comedy. A 1930’s non-Scottish, non-swearing Billy Connolly.

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

by Paul Torday

I don’t know what the cover looks like because there wasn’t one on this £1 second hand book, but it did have an nice integral bookmark and I’m always running out of bookmarks, especially when I have five books on the go. There’s a lot more detail in the book compared to the movie, obviously, but it stays fairly close to that line, and conveys the deep loneliness and boredom and also narrow mindedness of the character Dr. Alfred Jones and subsequent awakening. It’s based on a true story apparently and the book is punctuated throughout by letters, memo’s and emails between the characters, and also, House of Commons transcripts. It’s quite a political novel, gently spiced with a smouldering, yet not-quite-there romance.

The Best Of Jules Verne

There are three book in one. ‘Journey To The Centre Of The Earth’, ‘Eighty Days Around The World’ and ‘Clipper In The Clouds’. I’ve read ‘Journey to The Centre of the Earth’ many times and other Jules Verne novels but not the other two in this book. This weighty tome has very many full page ink drawings, evocative of the Victorian era and story narrative. I don’t need pictures to enjoy a book but this one definately adds something special to the reading experience.

Hans Christian Anderson

I’m reading a collection of his fairy tales. I’ve always been enchanted by his stories reflecting the human condition and by his sometimes tragic, and some might say, realistic endings. This hardbacked 50p book attracted me by its cover and was originally given away with a newspaper I think. The ‘Little Mermaid and ‘The Ugly Duckling’ are my favourites.

Loneliness, suddenly.

Because I can’t hug people, I suddenly really want to hug people, and yet, I’ve never really been a people person. Maybe I will be after this.

And, because I can’t talk to people face to face…I suddenly want to talk to people. I never really thought about it too much before., the human touch, and how we all need it.

Today, while necessity shopping, a lovely lady of senior years, wearing bright blue plastic gloves greeted me with a cheery ‘Good Morning’, from across the road. That meant a lot. People will beat it somehow. They find a way. Suddenly, I was a dry sponge, that soaked up any water coming my way. Strange, how much it warmed my soul. I felt a connection, and again, just a minute later, a tattooed young man, all bristling muscles, in his front garden, hosing it clean, water flooding out his gate, touching the toes of my boots, said ‘Hello,’

Hello.’ I answered, and again, my mood lifted just a little, just enough to get through another day.

Social distancing maybe. Voice distancing? Na.

Again, that strange warmth…glow whatever. People find a way. They always find a way. Thank God.

Translation Errors

Displayed on a fence in a wild duck sanctuary in Vietnam, ‘Please Be Afraid Of The Rabbit’

There was also another sign which said, ‘Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but ducks.’

In the Far East,

‘Drink here, if not wishing to die yet.’

‘Guests note, there will be a fire on Monday but not to worry.’

‘Please walk in a dangerous way’ I’m sure we’ve all done this at some point.

‘Make room for the psychos’ (discovered in a carpark)

‘There are no naked men here’ (on a restaurant door)

Darn it!

Translation errors sourced from Chris Pascoes Fun Tales, Signs Of Madness, My Weekly

Quote Of The Week

‘Sometimes it is the people no one can imagine anything of who can do the things that no one can imagine.’

Alan Turing

Beaver or Diva?

I overheard a conversation on the tram this week between a man and woman. This is how it went:

WOMAN: (LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND POINTING): She’s a diva.

MAN: (A LITTLE LOUDER): A beaver?

WOMAN: (A LITTLE LOUDER): A diva.

MAN: (MUCH LOUDER) A beaver?

WOMAN: (VERY MUCH LOUDER): No! A diva!

MAN: (VERY LOUD) What’s a diva?

WOMAN: (LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND POINTING): She is. (SIGHS & THEN QUIETLY) Oh, she’s gone now.

Transformation

Me yesterday

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Me today

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It’s the Blackpool Punk Festival.

Rebellion Festival Blackpool 2018

Interesting, exciting and intriguing four day event with a great atmosphere. I hang out but I don’t go to the ‘festival’. It attracts a lot of Europeans, including Dutch and German punks. They are all sweet and lovely and polite. A lot of local punks don’t go to the festival, they just hang out by St. John’s Church or around the Winter Gardens. People want to bond or socialise or relate with like minded people. I had a chance to see P.I.L who are headlining on Sunday but I turned it down. Why would I want to see John Lydon in the flesh? He would only disappoint me. I have no interest in seeing my ‘heroes’, I would feel that it would be a let down in some way. I had a chance to see Theatre Of Hate tonight, but I have C.D’s and videos of them.  Plus I’ve seen Kirk Brandon before. I don’t really get the ‘live’ thing. I just don’t get it. If I could have a decent, lively, intelligent conversation with these people instead, then I’d prefer that. What I’m concerned about though, is the young punks who are so drunk (by 9 p.m) that they can’t walk straight and are dropping their money and hairspray and lighters….and I’m wondering how they are going to get through the night.  And I worry about them. I suppose I’m getting old and mothery.

There was one guy tonight and his mohican was very flaccid. He staggered over to the glass window of a shop (one of those behind me in the picture) He used it as a mirror and put hairspray on and kept dropping it. He was very drunk. He looked over at me once or twice and I wish I’d have just gone over and helped him put his hair up and sent him on his way. I really regret that because he was all alone and seemed a bit vulnerable. I hate it when I wish I’d helped people and didn’t because I dithered or procrastinated or was too slow.

Oh, well, there’s always tomorrow.