I’ve gotten too big for my shell
Said the hermit crab
It really is too tight
It’s getting awfully uncomfortable
I need to put this right
I can’t swing a cat inside this home
Although I wouldn’t try
I can’t stretch my claws
I can’t even yawn
It just makes me want to cry
But it’s alright
For I have spied
A nice big shell quite still
I think it belonged to a sea snail
I’ll bagsy that I will
I’m pretty sure it’s empty
I think that shell’s ‘To Let’
I think he’s defo left it
I think that’s a sure bet
There’s no ‘For Sale’ sign
And there’s even a welcome rug
Oh it’s so big and roomy
I won’t be snug as a bug
I can have wild parties in this shell
Now I’ll never be alone
I really love this shell
There’s no stress of moving home.