Displayed on a fence in a wild duck sanctuary in Vietnam, ‘Please Be Afraid Of The Rabbit’
There was also another sign which said, ‘Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but ducks.’
In the Far East,
‘Drink here, if not wishing to die yet.’
‘Guests note, there will be a fire on Monday but not to worry.’
‘Please walk in a dangerous way’ I’m sure we’ve all done this at some point.
‘Make room for the psychos’ (discovered in a carpark)
‘There are no naked men here’ (on a restaurant door)
Darn it!
Translation errors sourced from Chris Pascoes Fun Tales, Signs Of Madness, My Weekly
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