I love you
Because you’re unexpected
Unpredictable
Just salty enough
Tangy enough
I spread you close
Lather you up
Against the butter
Against the toast
But not too much
Less is more with you
You come finely housed in curvaceous glass
Not everyone likes you
But if they like you, they love you
And if they don’t like you, they hate you
And can’t stand the smell of you
Let alone eat you
Some people are taken in by your cunning disguise
They see you all brown and sticky and gooey and think
you are a chocolate spread
And then they eat you, one big mouthful
You’re a nice surprise or a nasty shock
Depending on your outlook and tastebuds
I once was a little frightened of you
And once, I hated you.
But now, I love you, Marmite.