‘Songwriting credits are the number one reason why bands break up. Well, that and girlfriends.’
I Love little Furry Things
I love little furry things
that whizz across the floor
That no one can identify
It makes me love them more
And if they have long tails
It doesn’t induce fright
And if they have big whiskers
It fills me with delight
I love little furry things
anything rodent shaped
That might crawl up your leg
And make the faint heart faint
I just don’t get it
Why are we scared of them?
They’re soft and they are fuzzy
From where did our fears stem?
Why do they scare the elephant
When it is so big?
Why do they scare the human race
When they’re the size of a small wig?
Oh, I love little furry things
That dart across the floor
It’s true, they nibble a lot
But they don’t shout or roar
I love little furry things
That get eaten by cats
They’re much smaller than us
So don’t kill them in traps
So, the moral of this story stands
Well, there is no moral really
Just be kind to those of us
Who are small and cute and furry.
Colours
I was black and I was blue
With a yellow purple hue
Bruised because of you
So thank you
I was grey and I was down
Because of you, psychotic clown
You know you broke my crown
So thank you
I am grateful for your stink
Because it made me think
I started to be pink
So thank you
You took me to the lows
I went from China Rose
To red as Drinkers Nose
So thank you
But now I’m on the rise
The colours are surprised
They’ve suddenly got wise
So thank you
I’m not as green in game
You’re the quagmire heat of blame
You’re the dirty brown of shame
So F you.
Toasted Crumpet
A griddle cake
By any other name
Would taste as sweet
I toast it
Both sides
Now, hot off the press
I spread the
golden
melting
ever so slightly flowing
butter
And watch it seep
Deep
Not over the edge
And not out of the bottom
But into the pores
And into the heart of comfort
That is my crumpet
Quote Of The Week
‘It isn’t what we say or think that defines us, but what we do.’
He’s Coming Home

I’d not forgotten his face
Or the sound of his voice
I’d not forgotten his smile
My heart gave me no choice
I would close my eyes
And count to ten
And have the crystal clear dream
I’d wake up from again
But I’m not asleep anymore
There’s warmth from the sun
And bad times are over
This war is now done
He’s coming home
After all this time
He’s coming home
At long last, he’s mine
It might take a while
To finally feel free
But he’s coming home soon
He’s coming home to me
After Years Of Darkness

After years of darkness
The light is shining through
After years of darkness
The sun is now in view
We will be together
When we were so alone
We will be together
Now you are coming home
After years of darkness
It’s looking brighter now
Let’s chase away the darkness
And make up the years somehow
Now there’s tears of joy
Instead of tears of sorrow
We have a new today
We have a new tomorrow
Now it is our time
Hope is on its way
After years of darkness
You are home to stay
The Story Of The Poppy

The soldiers were courageous
But in battle they did yield
And John McCrea, he lost a friend
On Ypres fighting field
He wrote Flanders Fields for him
His soul he laid out bare
He wrote about the poppy fields
For every soldier there
The slender graceful poppy
Sprouted where they lay
So that we would think of them
Every Remembrance Day
They grew in their thousands
And proudly there they stand
This hardy little flower
Grows on barren land
American lady, Moira Michael
Made poppies of silk to sell
And Anna Guerin, brought them to England
And boy, did they sell well!
It was The Royal British Legion
Who sold nine million poppies on
Remembrance Day
Back in nineteen twenty one
Over one hundred thousand pounds
That first appeal did raise
Which helped the Great War veterans
In those very early days
The Legion, along with Major George
Houston’s factory line
To this day, produce nine million
poppies, every year combined.
Scotland wanted poppies too
But England’s were all gone
Lady Haig set a factory up
So Edinburgh had one
A story of a little flower
A symbol of life and not of death
Its beauty blooms to give us hope
And help us never to forget
Quote Of The Week
‘Everybody needs a different climate in which to create, like for some people it’s the sun streaming through the blinds, or the Rocky Mountains, or a room sanitized for your own protection.’
LA Free Press 1975 Los Angelas Is Poetry from Tom Waits on Tom Waits. Interviews and Encounters, Edited by Paul Maher.
Harvest Festival
Food comes from the land
But also from above
Nourishment, goodies
Joy and love
Birds don’t work
And flowers don’t toil
Yet the birds, they still eat
And flowers bloom in soil
A harvest of hope
For those who have none
Whose troubles and woes
Are still far from gone
Through our heart and soul
We plant our seeds
We watch them wither or grow
Through all of our deeds
Let the abundance of crops
Be proudly on show
Now is the time
To reap what we sow