Prelockdown tension
Is too tight to mention
It doesn’t make me sore
I’ve been here before
We’ve all been here
We know the drill
But prelockdown tension
Is making me ill
Actually it’s not.
It’s quite okay
I’m thinking I’ll
Get through it
In the usual way
It’s all about compliance
It’s just like the first one
It’s not rocket science
It’s not a big con
And wash your hands of course
I know that you do
As England goes into
Lockdown Version 2
We know we won’t put up
much of a fight
As we all turn into pumpkins
At midnight.
Things In My Head 