I’ve been feeling a bit down lately
Well, not lately
We’re all in the same boat though aren’t we?
Oh, no, wait, I forgot, lockdown has eased.
There’s a spring
Not just in the air
But in everybody’s step
We can all go to beer gardens.
It takes so little to make the human being
Happy and content.
If only beer gardens were always the answer
Llike when you give a dog a treat
And they feel they have found
The ultimate happiness.
Let’s flock to beer gardens the nation over
Just because we can.
I’ve avoided beer gardens
Like the plague.
Of recent times
Not averse to a few beers
But don’t want to be forced to drink
Just so I can be with
People I care about
I’ll take my poison on my own terms.
You can always get a tomato juice.