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Keep Away From Art
(I wrote this twenty five years ago. My then boyfriend, who is now my husband, was/is an artist. I was inspired at the time, by the pretentiousness of the art world)
Nathan is an artist
And he’s coming to tea.
He’s a bit up himself
So I said to my boyfriend
Who is also an artist
A conversation may start
So keep away from art.
Nathan likes to daub paint onto canvas
with his private parts
So I say to my boyfriend
Talk freely about anything
But if a conversation starts
Keep away from art.
Nathan gets paid
Obscene amounts of money
to paint,
with his idea of a brush
My boyfriend is penniless
He doesn’t want to bend
Nathan’s ear.
He wants to bend
his paintings.
So I say, a conversation will probably start
so whatever you do,
keep away from art.
But what happened?
Nathan came to tea.
Did a conversation start?
Did they keep away from art?
Did they hell
Paint and body parts flew.
Po-et-tree & Vurz © Sue Young