‘My strength is my ability to tell a story. And so, I’m going to lean into that. I always have. It’s all I have.’
-Lily Allen
‘My strength is my ability to tell a story. And so, I’m going to lean into that. I always have. It’s all I have.’
-Lily Allen
It’s the 17th of June, it’s Barry’s birthday and he’s 21 again!
You are the first month of the year
You represent hope
Is that too romantic?
Is it a trope?
Are you forgiven because you are near?
Are you hated because you are here?
January, you offer so much
In the stakes
Eleven more months
To make mistakes
We buy into the twelve month thing
We buy into time if we dare
Seasons are truthful
Can’t lie there
But
It’s all one big year really
Look at the big picture
Four seasons
That’s all we really need to know
As Johnny Logan used to say
Don’t take it too seriously
Take this year day by day.
I’ve been here before in this space
Between a rock and a very hard place
I don’t want to stay
Like a rat in a corner
Trapped and alone
When there’s no way out
Can we go now?
That’s two hours I’ll never get back
And I think we should scarper
Can we go now?
I’m starting to feel out of whack
This thing’s run it’s course
Can we go now?
It all seemed like the perfect dream
Turned into a nightmare scene
Looking at that clock
I swear the hands never moved
Frozen in time
It’s like watching paint dry
Can we go now?
This isn’t fun, nor is quirky
A watched pot won’t boil
Can we go now?
You said we could leave by two thirty
Let us head for the hills
Can we go now?
At first I was afraid
I was mortified
Kept thinking I could never live
Without my nine to five
But then, you put me in a home
You thought that you’d got rid of me
But I’ll be fine
It’s pay back time
So now just go
Walk out the door
You’ve locked me up now
Because I’m almost ninety four
Well, I’d rather go to bed
After t.v bingo game
If you don’t get out this instant
I’ll hit you with my zimmer frame
So yes, just go,
I’ll laugh the last
That nice male nurse will be due soon
To give another long bed bath
I cared for you- I gave you love
I gave you all my precious years
But now you happily ignore
All my tantrums and my tears
So just get out
Don’t try to weep
You put me out with all the rubbish
Threw me onto the scrap heap
But if you really want to cry
Look at my new will today
Because I’ve left every single penny
To the R.S.P.C.A
I am alive!
‘The good ole days weren’t always good and tomorrow ain’t as bad as it seems.’
‘LA is a meat factory that grinds people into neat little packages. I don’t want to be a neat little package.’
from Instant Party : Musings, Memories and Minutiae by Alan Clayson
‘I am carving my own niche in this world of craziness.’

There once was a man from Brooklyn
Who could really get a tune cookin’
His songs charm my heart
And break it apart
If he’s ever in town – you should book ‘im.
‘Nobody knows what you want except you, and nobody will be as sorry as you if you don’t get it. So don’t give up your dreams.’