No-one ever told me
About midnight snacks
Sometimes late at night…
hunger attacks!
No-one ever told me
They only ever mutter
That you can put on pounds
If you eat a pound of butter
No-one ever told me
That calories can be empty
And sometimes they’re the very ones
That very often tempt me
No-one ever told me
That I could lose weight with ease
If only I could stop eating
All that chocolate and cheese