The orchestra will try to make you
Change your tune
You don’t have to keep in time
Or even be heard
Above the cacophony
As long as you hear your own music
Feel the rhythm
Love the style
And enjoy the way
It makes you feel
The artistic director may try to
Turn you around
Conduct you
And make you toe the line
Find musicians more to your liking
Ones that share the same tempo
And can keep in time to your beat
As you keep in time with theirs
And let you do a solo now and then
Make and play the sort of music
That allows you to change key
Without warning
It has to be that way
Or, all your life
You’ll be out of tune.