(or Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Read a Book Like Me?)
Where’d my book go GQ?
The one I lent to you?
‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’
You said you liked the theme
It was a first edition
Now I am on a mission
I dig that book a lot
You need to drop it like its hot
Give me back my book
It was meant to be read
You used its pages
To do dope instead
I read it in the sun
chillin’ like a villain
I am never lonely
Shakespeare is my only
Thought you were a John Blaze
A Mc Dreamy snack
But you’re not off the hizzy
Buster, you just wack
Now you need to run the jewels
Or you’re gonna lose
Literature bites
It’s how I got my stripes
You’re not ‘off the hook’
Give me back my book
We had a trump tight season
Now I’m out of reason
My trust was at the max
Now your ass is grass
Summer is over
And so are we
Never a lender or a borrower be.
I absolutely love this! I smiled a lot while reading it. Thank you!
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I absolutely love this! I smiled a lot while reading it. Thank you!
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Thanks Carol. So pleased it made you smile.
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You’re most welcome
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Awesome piece. Faux, 🙂
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Really appreciate your comment. Thanks Fauxcroft.
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My absolute pleasure my friend. 🙂
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I love this one too, the rhythm and humor is great and the last line is perfect.
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You’re very kind Judy. I’m very pleased you like it.
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