I once had karaoke madness
That Japanese fad
I sung like a cat
I was really that bad
I thought I was Beyonce
Thought I was No.1
It was never going to happen
I was always going to bomb
All my friends were watching
And cringing quite a bit
And later on they told me
That I was really rather…
…not good at all
Karaoke madness
Made me want to run and hide
Made everyone go deaf
And really hurt my pride
Karaoke Madness
It got me in the end
Burned me more than once
Sent the crowd round the bend
From now on, I’ll value my fellow humans
And the ears in their head
I’ll stay away from karaoke
And sing in the bath instead.
This made me smile. Thank you.
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Thanks Carol.
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You’re welcome
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About a week ago I noticed the little girls a few doors down (they’re between 4 and 6 yo) have a kiddies karaoke machine. It’s got much more than just karaoke functions actually. I’d have killed for something like that when I was a kid.
As I was passing I heard them singing along to a bubblegum version of Iggy Pop’s ‘The Passenger’ (imagine it covered by Shonen Knife and you’ll be close). They’ve gotta change the lyrics, right? This is for kids. So I stopped to listen.
Sure enough, along came “We’ll see the city’s ripped backside”, with their sweet little voices not missing a syllable. They knew it by heart.
You feel very old when what was once dangerous and transgressive has become suitable for little girls.
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Thanks Cabrogal. Great story. It makes me wonder how weird it would sound if they sang David Bowie’s ‘Time’ Not pretty.
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