Then Comes June

Everyone danced around you

Made me dizzy

Intoxicated others

Like the maypole

Garlands were hung from you

Celebrating the joy of summer returning

But you transcended all seasons

Evergreen

Immortal

Maypoles are made of

Pine, birch, elm, ash

You are ash

And hold all the secrets of the dead

Maypole, you wrapped us tightly

In your beautifully coloured braids

Comforting, yet

Uneasy entanglement

Pleasing, yet

Troubled bondage

Soul ties promised

Safety and fun

But always at a price.

We all fell

As your ribbons unravelled

Hoping and praying

That when the maypole falls

Then comes June.

The Joy of Moist

Apparently, some people don’t like the word moist. I think damp is a worse word with more negative connotations, conjuring images of ruined blackened walls, fungus, mould and spores that lead to ill health, suffering and eventual death.

I don’t know why some people don’t like the word moist. Maybe they connect it to the word sweaty, or areas of the body that may be overheated, but even in that case, moist is better than drenched or wet or sweaty, smelly, sticky or stinky. I don’t particularly like the word sweaty but I think all words are good. They all describe. Sweaty is descriptive, it’s powerful, it’s evocative but why would it be preferable to moist? Sweaty cake or moist cake? Sweaty soil or moist soil? There’s no competition. Moist is not too wet, it’s not too dry, it’s the goldilocks of H20.

I’m at a loss to understand what is so bad about the word moist. It even sounds good phonetically. A soft velvety sound, relativelty easy to spell, looks good, sounds good.

In the seventies and eighties, when I was growing up, the word moist didn’t seem to be a problem. I discovered that a lot of women shudder at the word moist. I don’t understand why that is. There are many other words that would make you shudder. What I learned lately is the amount of men who don’t like it either. If people can’t bring themselves to like the word, perhaps they could appreciate the positive connotations of it in some circumstances. Moistness can be a help and not a hindrance and in this world where things are either too wet or too dry, it can be a boon to life.

When I think of moist, I think of moist soil. A plant with moist soil is a plant that has watered soil which will make a very happy plant that will thrive and grow. Also, when I think of the word moist, I think of moist cake. There’s nothing more delicious than a moist cake. There’s nothing worse than a dry cake that should be moist, yet no-one falls over into a dead faint at the word dry. Dry cake, skin, or soil, does not have so much of a future as moist cake, skin or soil. So as far as I’m concerned, moist is a great word.

Our Little Coffee Club

Every week

A group of us meet up

For simple and honest friendship

Between a coffee cup

We talk about everything

We laugh, we smile

And sometimes we drink coffee

Once in a while

For two hours a week

We’re in our happy hub

Knights at a round table

Our little coffee club

Beside Myself

If I am beside myself

Then I am two

I don’t know why it is

I don’t know who

Who is beside me

And why are they sad

Who is this person

They are quite mad

Get behind me Satan

I don’t want you near

No tortured soul

Can loiter here

If I am beside myself

I want it all good

The person will be kind

And does what it should

Who is this being

Please go away

Unless you can hug me

I don’t want you to stay

Unless you can comfort

Unless you can smile

I need you to go

And run for a while

If I’m beside myself

I need them to love

No war is allowed here

Just the peace of a dove

So if you are twin

And you won’t go away

I have to accept

All of yesterday

I’ll make amends

Who is this that dares

You won’t go away

So I need you to care

I need you to merge

You can’t be beside me

You’re freaking me out

I need you to leave me

I won’t be beside myself

There’s no room anymore

There’s only space

For one on this floor

Time to melt into one

I got you sussed

This town ain’t big enough

For the both of us.