If you are old and you are a piece of furniture – you’re vintage
If you are old and you are a book – you’re classic
If you are old and you are jewellary -you’re antique
But if you are old and you are human – you’re just old
Abolish Ageism
If you are old and you are a piece of furniture – you’re vintage
If you are old and you are a book – you’re classic
If you are old and you are jewellary -you’re antique
But if you are old and you are human – you’re just old
Abolish Ageism
Hello
Sad Eyes
How are you today?
I saw you in your low mood
I hope you’re okay
Haven’t you come too far
to quit now?
Don’t give up now
Don’t get lost before you win
Look up
Sad Eyes
Please don’t despair
It’s really not fair
To do that to you
I need to ask
How are you feeling?
It’s not without meaning
I understand, more than you know.
Sad Eyes
Please don’t
Please don’t cry
Can’t you see the sun shining
In that cloudless sky?
Who took your light away?
Who did those terrible things?
Did your hope go
In the darkness that life brings?
Maybe, together
Sad Eyes
We can mend
your broken wings.
We can’t unsend an email
Unscramble an egg
Take back what we said
Bring back the dead
We can’t uncry the tears
Blank that written page
Reverse that move
Rewind our age
We can’t put the genie back in the lamp
Uneat that cake
Unabsorb that toxicity
Make truth from fake
We can’t unopen that box
Break the paradigm
Mend the mirror
Go back in time
We can’t stem the tide
Undream a dream
Unsmoke the fire
Unsee what we’ve seen
Too many CAN’TS
In this world, for you and me
But what CAN we do?
And what CAN we be?
The look of books
Aesthetics
Cover, size, look of print,size of print, font type
Light, medium or dark print
Colour and page environment
White page, off white, slightly yellowed, very yellowed
Dirty, mouldy, unidentified stains
Food, liquid, grease, sweat, other.
The cover of books?
I’ll let someone else cover the cover.
Books are meant to be shared
An old, well used paperback or hardback
is good as long as it’s clean
The odd elusive grease stain is acceptable
Can be ignored easily
But then, when we get into food stains
of the third kind
of the oily, damp, highly coloured
sticky kind
the ones that graduate to 3D status
by that, I mean actual food stuffs
Then, my will to ignore
becomes weak.
When I was growing up
the Childrens Library was the absolute worst
for undesirable and unidentifable stains in books.
The stains were mostly food and liquids
the ones I couldn’t stomach
were the green ones
They seemed to appear regularly on the pages
Maybe it was just once
and it traumatized me enough to think
it was just snot all the way
a terrible distraction from whatever I was reading
I had a slight germ phobia
so the children’s book, story and author
had less of an impact than those
slightly alien 3D luminous green things.
The bottom line is, I thought things would get better when I graduated to The Adult Library.
Then I discovered that books for adults were a whole other ball game. Quite literally.
The feel of books
Hard back or soft back?
Both please, depending on mood and accessibility.
The hardback is in it for the long haul
Something to hold onto
When all the world is falling apart
When we are falling apart
The hardback can be gripped more fiercely
than any paperback
Without it withering or bending
under the stress of our fingers
to give us the sense that
the world
or ourselves
are not spinning wildly
out
of
control
Hold onto that hardback
For as its name suggests
It is hard
It is a back
And when someone says
they have got your back
It’s good.
Ever read a book with a traumatised spine?
Once a spine goes in a book
it really doesn’t take too long for it to fall apart
a bit like people
Paperbacks bend well
Sometimes circling in on themselves
like a willow in the wind
I love a good bendy paperback
a contortionist of a paperback
Unyeilding paperbacks have their place
but give me a double jointed paperback any day.
Well used paperbacks that have been through the mill
worn and tired and weary
still have the same amount of reading in them
perhaps more so
because of what they’ve been through
You can feel their years on the earth
the emotions that have passed through them
from all those hungry eyes and minds and hearts
fingers clutching or gripping the cover
or gently holding or caressing
Books are inanimate objects
But they were my friends growing up
still are
Like pets, they give unconditional love
they do not judge
and they impart wisdom.
The smell of books
The scent of print and paper
Some of them like the best cologne in the world
Some spanking new and clinical
Some sharp and gluey
Some sweet and elusive
Some deeply inky
Some second hand,
old, papery, leathery, musty,
earthy, damp, sour
Some impregnated with cigarette smoke
Some experienced worldy books
The ones they call dog eared, well thumbed
The ones that have lived a full, rich life
The wise old ones
that have the stains
the yellowed pages
And the strange odours to prove it
All the hands that have held them
Turned their pages
In daylight, or lamplight, or candle
All the eyes that have gazed upon their pages
Riveted, bored, entertained, comforted
All the rooms they have lived in
All the bookshelves they have marinated in
All the drawers they have got bored in
All the charity shops they have ended up in.

(Illustration by Steve Young)
The joy of Archimedes was cut short
When he was summoned by Marcellus himself
A soldier was to take him to the general
The general was very taken with him
But Archimedes was deep in study
Writing on the tiles
His head buried in a project
He could not tear himself away
The joy of Archimedes was
solutions to his vexations
He was only happy when answers came
to all the puzzles of physics that plagued him
When he found answers, he was ecstatic
But this time, obsessiveness did not serve him well
When he refused to go
The soldier ran him through.
Norman battle tactics
Weren’t particularly kind
And weren’t very healthy
For body, soul and mind
While the archers could do range
The calvary got about
So the lance hit the spot
And the arrow took you out
To exhaust horses
English climb a hill
Weak trajectory of arrow
Might help them get a kill
Normans pretend to flee
English chase fast
But back on even land
And now armed, with just an axe…
…the injured go down
Destiny is soon found
As a hundred soldier hooves
Trample English to the ground
Harold and Co. ill prepared
So the Battle of Hastings goes
If only they had the longbow
To help ease all their woes
Viking settlers
And Franks agree
Winning battles
Is easy
Anglo-Saxon pain
And suffering for their boys
Could not take away
Norman Battle Tactic Joys
Crack in the pavement
Pothole in the path
Snag in the scheme
Rejection on the road
Obstruction on the line
Blockage on the bearing
Travail on the trail
Occlusion in the tube
There must be a way of moving on
Hold up on the motorway
Prevention of the plan
Hurdle at the course
Exclusion on the highway
Barricade on the street
Hinderance on the route
Blockage on the beat
Hazard in the formula
There must be a way of moving on
Jam at the junction
Crisis in the crossing
Interference at the intersection
Clot in the system
Tear in the tactic
A Shut Out in approach
Concealment on the course
A Joke at the joining
There must be a way of moving on.