Just popped in for a coffee with Barry.
Happy Birthday Barry!
Coffee with Manilow
Author: Sue Young
The Lighthouse
I’ll be the first thing on your mind
When you’re lost and cannot find
I’m not seen and often out of sight
You’ll only see me when there is no light
I will shine a beacon where there is none
To chase away the shadows ’til they’re all gone
I brighten darkest night for those at sea
Who will live to tell the tale
Because of me.
Quote Of The Week
‘Freedom was not in the mind or the imagination, but to be fought for, in the here and now.’
Platinum Jubilee Quote Of The Day
‘I declare before you all, that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service and the service of our great imperial family to which we all belong.
God help me to make good my vow, and God bless all of you who are willing to share in it.’
-From a speech made by the The Queen, aged twenty-one, in 1947.
Platinum Jubilee Quote Of The Day
Platinum Jubilee Quote Of The Day
‘Would you please help me, would you pull my pants off?’
–The Queen, to a surprised footman, upon coming in from a long morning in wet weather. Her boots and waterproof leggings were proving difficult to remove)
Platinum Jubilee Queen
It used to be silver
Then it was gold
She was always a diamond
Who couldn’t be sold
And now it is platinum
And so it should be
For seventy years
She’s kept dignity
She’s a trooper
And not just of the colour
A Queen by nature
They’ll be no other
She’s one in a million
Top notch – she’s ace
She’s held down this job
With composure and grace
We’ll celebrate
As best as we can
A tonic for the nation
Happy Birthday Ma’am.
Platinum Jubilee Quote Of The Day
‘I’ve won! I’ve won!’
–The Queen (upon learning that England’s cricketers had just won a test against Australia).
Platinum Jubilee Quote Of The Day
‘You should answer that. It might be someone important.’
The Queen (to someone whose mobile phone was ringing during an audience with The Queen).
There was a horrible face at the window
There was a horrible face at the window
It was a face of enormous self doubt
It said, ‘I’m getting married tomorrow
Will my beloved be going without?’
I said, ‘Explain, please do. I’m confused.’
They said, ‘Woe is me. I’m lost. All at sea.
I’m afraid I don’t have the heart
And for their heart, I don’t have the key.’
‘It’s okay, I see what’s going on here.
Come in and take a seat
It’s all a storm in a teacup
I think you’re just getting cold feet.’
They said, ‘I can’t see the future too clearly.
I think I won’t be much good
What if the marriage is all a disaster
And my love is simply a dud?’
‘Your fears are all an illusion
Care not,’ I said, ‘Do not afear.
Your marriage will be a long and good one
I tell you-your cupid is here.’
They said, ‘You don’t understand, I’ve lost the ring!’
‘Oh, so that’s why you’re so low!’
They said, ‘Yes, and it cost a fortune.
They’ll be mad, I am sure, I’ll just go!’
‘No, don’t go in haste, I’ve a plan
Take this bracelet and bend it just so
It’s just tin and worth nothing at all
But if they love you, they won’t say no.’
So they went away and tested the theory
And got married, the horrible face did
And they were happy, ever after, from then on
And we both kept the secret quite hid
From this day, they are so blissful
They never found the ring though
But whenever they come to visit
There’s a beautiful face at the window.
