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  1. Serves her right for having a flashy soul. If she had a bile-stained and bitter spatter of spite like mine she wouldn’t have to worry about having her pretty little gewgaw stolen.

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      • I bet your soul isn’t as dark as you say…

        A dark soul? Don’t I wish? At least that would be suave and stylish. You can get into all the best clubs with one of those. Women really go for them too.

        My soul is a sort of slimy yellow-green with flecks of puce. I had to give up soul-searching because of the smell. When I pray for its salvation God retches. We don’t have a soul collection service here but when I tried to sell it to Satan he wanted to charge me $2500 to have it hauled away.

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